Zoe Hanson column

CAN you remember your partner wooing you? If you're single you might find some top tips here. On the best TV show of the summer, love island, Dom wrote a poem for Jess which included the line “Time goes on and there’s people I miss, this girl’s taking liberties making me wait for a kiss.” Would you believe it absolutely did the trick? Or you could try this… If you're a dolphin. Apparently for a male dolphin to let a girl dolphin know that he is interested and get a bit flirty he does two things. The first is arch their back and strike a pose very much like a banana. The next is a bit of showing off they collect a sea sponge from the bottom of the ocean floor and where it on the head like a hat. Always worth a try isn't it?

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