BOEING Boeing, by Marc Camoletti and Beverley Cross, is showing at Plaza Theatre, Romsey from Tuesday til Saturday.

Debonair Bernard lives with his housekeeper in a palatial apartment, a stone’s throw from Orly Airport in Paris.

He thinks he can easily keep his three air hostess girlfriends from finding out about each other – it is simply a question of timetabling, and he has it down to a fine art!

When Robert, an old school friend turns, up out of the blue, Bernard relishes the chance to show off his elegant scheme. All goes to plan until a new turbo-charged Boeing aircraft is introduced and the timetable goes out of the window. We watch as the elegant scheme collapses into farce!

Tickets from: or from the Romsey Visitors Information Centre on: 01794 512987.